“And so it came to pass that on the sixth day, Binky gazed upon his creation. And He saw His creation, that it was not good, and said:

“‘Cursed be this web page, for I have misunderstood the tutorials, and the instructions and the cascading of styles.’

“And it was so.

“‘Let there be imagery most pleasing to Me. Let there be musings, and contents, and backgrounds, and headers and footers.’

“‘Let there be organization so thorough that a blind three-year-old with a brain injury could navigate through its wonders.’

“‘Let there be a bit less Pink, the Holy Colour, that it may not frighten away the macho, the burly, the haters of girly things, that they mightst still enjoy the content of the Site.’

‘Let there be some Pink, for it is a most Holy Colour, and will keep the macho, the burly, the haters of girly things a little on edge.’

“And the Bink saw the work that lay before him, that it was a Daunting Task.

“And the Bink said, ‘Let Us get this done.’”

 

- Binky out

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